{"id":1250,"date":"2018-04-30T22:41:20","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T22:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2019-06-07T14:57:09","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T14:57:09","slug":"i-spy-t-r-o-u-b-l-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/i-spy-t-r-o-u-b-l-e\/","title":{"rendered":"I Spy T.R.O.U.B.L.E."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1734 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-36x36.jpg 36w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-180x180.jpg 180w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-705x705.jpg 705w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-120x120.jpg 120w, https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub1-450x450.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Over the last few months, the most wondrous thing has suddenly picked up steam like a bullet train.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>My 7-year-old grandson is READING.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Just about everywhere, and everything.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Books for his younger sister, longer and more complex stories for himself, the funny papers, restaurant menus, street signs, instructions on the sides of game boxes.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>He can\u2019t get every word yet, but already he\u2019s getting most, with more all the time.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>No more questions to me about \u201cwhat does this say?\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>He just picks things up and reads them.<\/p>\n<p>As with so many life-changing landmarks with children, there was no fanfare, no siren blaring upon the arrival of this new phase. I remember the day that my daughter (his mom) took her first steps, grasping the edge of the couch cushion at the babysitter\u2019s house.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Oddly, there were no pealing of bells, no swelling Broadway chorus of <em>She\u2019s Walking!<\/em><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>When Buddy offered to read a page of a book I was reading aloud to his sister, he proceeded to do so without hesitation or error.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>The only announcement was the surely audible pounding of my proud heart.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>(And I might have swelled up some, like the stentorious Mr. Toad.)<\/p>\n<p>Rich images of mesmerizing potential came quickly into view. \u00a0How could I help him to love books, like I do?\u00a0 Maybe like the bookstore as much, or more, than the video store? Will he someday enjoy discussing a favorite author, maybe argue the merits of one legendary fictional character vs. another?\u00a0 (For example, would the immortal \u201cgentleman\u2019s personal gentleman\u201d Jeeves stay with Bertie Wooster if the legendary bachelor ever got hitched?\u00a0 OK, perhaps that one is a bit of a stretch this early, but you get the idea.)<\/p>\n<p>Yet with many of those same childhood miracles, there is a lingering shadow or two to consider.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Suddenly, I\u2019m scrambling to adequately offer appropriate reading choices.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>How to stock the home library when he visits?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>My current inventory of children\u2019s reading looks more like a bookshelf for Sis, at five:<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>more of the Goodnight Moon, Runaway Bunny, Little Owl, you know the gentle, lull-them-to-sleep variety.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Sis still likes these selections and still loves us to read aloud.<\/p>\n<p>For the older brother, current popular choices run toward things about which his G-ma knows a Big Towering Zilch.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>What, pray enlighten me, is the concept behind Minecraft, books and games featuring a bunch of pixillated images filled with characters made of Legos?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>And even tougher to grasp, if you lightly examine the visuals, we have \u201cPlants vs. Zombies.\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>The cartoon books (thank goodness I have not yet been subjected to the actual video game) seem to contain tales of using plants to prevent zombies from eating brains.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>We can all agree to vote for preserving brains, that\u2019s affirmative, but Is this something that a grandparent wants to stock around the house?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Does the joy of discussing books with my grandson stretch to a zombie tale?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1733 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still contemplating the answer to that one, I already yearn for the days when I didn\u2019t fear the open world of words and its power to deprive Buddy of his<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>innocence.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Last week we had a terrible mass shooting here in our city.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Should I put away the newspaper when he comes over?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>A week or so earlier, we pulled up in traffic next to a car with a glittering, metallic sticker on the passenger window nearest us that shouted, \u201cF\u2026.k this Shit.\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Buddy, in his car seat in the back, could look straight at this window.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I eased the car slightly forward and asked him a distracting question, hoping I wouldn\u2019t be the first soul he asked to explain those words.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Maybe I\u2019m kidding myself; maybe it\u2019s already happened.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I decided I didn\u2019t want to ask.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s a tough world out there.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>At the grassroots level of daily kid management, the wonderful world of reading also threatens one of the most historically effective operational tricks of adult supervision.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>What he can read, he will very soon also spell, and then life as we know it is a whole new ball game.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>How are we supposed to talk about the children in front of them, without spelling out the relevant sensitivities?<\/p>\n<p>First signal of this upcoming cataclysm occurred recently when I asked his mother, in front of him, about options for dinner.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWhat do you think we should give them to E.A.T.?\u201d I asked.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Standing nearby, Buddy froze in his tracks, his face a map of intense concentration.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I watched him slowly, silently mouth the letters\u2014E. A. T..<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>In a split second, his expression shifted from effort to triumph.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Certain in his comprehension, he turned to me and smiled hopefully as he suggested, \u201cPizza?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the era looms when this useful operational technique fades into obsolescence, what will emerge in its place?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>What if I need to telegraph some transgression that landed him in time out, without him realizing I sold him out to the authorities?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Or\u2014and yes, this can happen when you least expect it\u2014he has eaten something that his system rejected, and I need to tell his mom he had D I A R R H E A? \u00a0Thank goodness, it appears that spelling trails reading by a somewhat workable margin, so perhaps there is a brief window to plot a future alternative.<\/p>\n<p>Back on the literature selection front, I recently observed Buddy reading a newly reprinted volume I found of the 1936 children\u2019s classic <em>Manners Can Be Fun<\/em>.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>This book, with its cartoon characters impersonating various ill-mannered transgressions, still teaches and amuses at the same time, 80 years after original publication.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>The Snoopers (and their huge noses) walk right into rooms without knocking!<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cIf they\u2026asked if they might come in, people would not call them SNOOPERS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1732 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/troub3-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1253 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_6695-e1525142091666-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"340\" \/>Buddy\u00a0pointed to his favorite <em>Manners<\/em> character, Touchey, who has nine arms and hands, but no head.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Touchey never thinks about whether he should touch things or not;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cMaybe it\u2019s because he hasn\u2019t any head\u2014he is all hands.\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>If poor headless Touchey, with his nine hands on stick arms, can still generate a spontaneous cackle, maybe there is still time before the little-boy perspective shifts forever into a different realm.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Or maybe even in our overwhelmingly digital universe, some books, some old stories still stand tall in the test of time, with enduring charm for all ages, ad infinitum. Maybe it\u2019s both.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I hope so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last few months, the most wondrous thing has suddenly picked up steam like a bullet train.\u00a0 My 7-year-old grandson is READING.\u00a0 Just about everywhere, and everything.\u00a0 Books for his younger sister, longer and more complex stories for himself, the funny papers, restaurant menus, street signs, instructions on the sides of game boxes.\u00a0 He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[48,22,49,50,51,52],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grandkids","category-humor","tag-childrens-books","tag-grandmothers","tag-grandparents","tag-grandsons","tag-new-readers","tag-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gmachronicles.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}